Monday, April 20, 2009

Wouldn't Even See Her For Free

So Britney Spears has been in town for the last week and everyone kept asking me if I was going to go see her. Now I consider myself to be very eclectic...I enjoy all kinds of music and anybody who knows me knows that I have a variety of music on my ipod. My music preference ranges from Sam Cooke, to classical violins, Metallica, Prince, The Wu Tang Clan, Bob Marley and Sonora Dinamita. But every singer or group that I enjoy is actually talented. They actually sing their own songs and play real instruments!!! Britney Spears CANNOT sing!! I'm not sure if it's common knowledge though that it's not actually her singing on her records. Er, not entirely her. According to Henry Rollins, who must record his angry spoken word shit in the same studio, they have an older black woman come in and sing Britney's lines for her. Then Britney records her lines over them and they mix the two together. Kinda like what they used to do with Milli Vanilli back in the day, but much more technologically advanced.
So no.... I will not go see Britney Spears in concert, not even for free... thanks anyway Laura :)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well said. lol

JR said...

blah ha ha... not to mention she lip syncs in concert, bullshit