Little Girls

So I've come to the realization that men are the biggest little girls when it comes to any kind of sickness or ailment. God forbid "someone" gets a little stomachache or some nausea... its like the end of the damn world. Seriously... pull yourself together! But I think I have the perfect remedy for this kind of reaction… and this goes out to every man who has ever whined too much over a little headache, or an insignificant upset stomach, and even to then men who cannot handle a stupid little cold…. Here it goes…
You should thank your lucky stars that you are not a woman!!!!
You don’t have to deal with cramps, bloating, or serious bipolar mood swings! And lets not get started on the whole baby thing! … Never mind, lets start! Try growing a baby inside of you! Try losing control of every bodily function you have, how about attempting to sleep while something in you is kicking the shit out of you?! And the icing on the cake… try being 9 months pregnant and working at a hellhole with no working air conditioner!!!!!!!!! OMG, guys… you have no idea how easy you have it.